A wee inquiry from you local fundraising 

doyenne, Doris Delvecchia-Shapiro...

Vivianne...DAH-ling!

It's been simply TOO long since hearing from you!  You know, puss, I was worried when last I'd heard from you was from Hall Prison in Sodertalje, Sweden! 

 Darling, you're simply TOO, TOO!

I told you that that tiara in the Royal Museum in Stockholm may have ONCE belonged to your great aunt once removed, but darling really, even Dottie actually stole it from Hungarians in the 30's, didn't she? 

Besides, what IS property anyway?  And especially property belonging to royalists!  Puss, your classist attitude has ALWAYS landed you in trouble.  Yes, it has!   Do I HAVE to mention your incident with the Sultan of Brunei?  And you thought trafficking was just something you did with your Bentley!

Well, love, the reason I'm going on so is that I wanted to remind you that I've been doing work with the Destiny Radical Faeries!  Yes, the same one's your cousin Birgitte and Hans have been hanging around.  They're EVER SO sweet!  And this piece of land in Southern Vermont is simply SWELLEGANT!  If you're out of Hall Prison, you absolutely MUST redeye it and come visit this summer.

Well, I've been doing some fundraising with them.  YES, I'm back in the game, darlina! Actually, I've been doing work with Destiny for a few years, now!  I haven't had SO much fund since Capote's Black and White Ball for Katherine Graham!  Seeing Nan Kempner bitchslap that stick Babe Paley was the HEIGHT!

 As a result of the work we've been doing, we're trying EVER SO HARD to get some funding in order to build the cutest kitchen, bathhouse and maintain the sanctuary!  As always we're looking for donations from individuals.  So, if you're out of that Swedish hellhole, or should I say Camp Stollen? we could ABSOLUTELY use your help! 

Sweetheart, don't you remember where you buried it in Boca?   It was behind the Galleria! Well, when you find it, we could really use the kroner, puss! 

However, in the meantime (and if you don't get nabbed and end up in the local pen...personally, I think you actually LIKE the idea!  We BOTH know that what happened at Bryn Mawr was NO ACCIDENT!), something you CAN easily do while waiting to go to trial...you can take out that little black book and look at ANY and ALL contacts you have. 

We're looking for people who can provide us with introductions and linkages to donors and grantmaking foundations!  What about those darling boys you were working with who did all that volunteer work?  Do THEY know any foundations?  Or know anyone who KNOWS foundations?

Puss, I remember at Bennington (you HAD to get us kicked out of Bryn Mawr!) that you always told me it was WHO YOU KNOW in order to move anywhere in society.  Well,I'm involved in a different view of society and they REALLY have their hands on the pulse of humanity darling!

So I ask you to do this little thing and have a looky-poo in your little black book and throw some ideas my way!

Besides, once you're out of Hall Prison, aren't you going to need a sanctuary to come to to recooperate and reconnect with the REAL society?

Miss you,

Love you,

Kiss you,

Hug you!

mmmmmmm-WAH!

Doris Delvecchia-Shapiro